News

A very warm welcome to the new Vanessa Viagra website.................. isn't it just fantastic!!!!!

Well so much has been happening over the past few years, and I hope to keep you all updated on whats going on in my mad little life.

Firstly some very bad news for the fellas (and of course not forgetting my massive lesbian following) and I am sorry to announce to you that I have now finally tied the knot.

Vanessa Viagra is well and truely spoken for, all I can say is.......................... YOU HAD YA CHANCE YA SILLY TWATS!!!  And time was moving on, you know, tick tick tick biological clock, and it was soooo neccessary for me to have a meringue dress............. I think you get my drift.

Anyway, all is not lost as recent marriage statistics state that I will probably be divorced in a few years.

So gentlemen, please start to form an orderly queue please and I will give you the nod!